Who messed with my karma?

Here's a couple pictures to prove the cuckoo factor around here! Like I would post actual pictures of all these injuries...someone might report me! Ok, the real reason is I don't have any and I have NO time to blog! I don't know how you people post so much!I feel so inadequate! I'm going to hire someone to blog for me! orrrrr.....it's about time for preschool!

Ok, I know I haven't written forever but I have a freakin good reason! So, first Haydie pops a tooth. The next weekend Quinn busted a giant hole in his head on the neighbors trampoline. He got "fixed my right up" as he says with some good old super glue care of mommy! I know what you are thinking, I should have taken him to get stitches but I have a huge rollerblading scar on my leg that I have had plastic surgery on 3 times and it still looks like a shark bite and you can see every stitch! They look like spiders.I would show ya, but I'm carrying what I'm calling "baby weight" at least until kindergarten. Anyways, being a wee bit accident prone myself, especially with my hair shears, super glue makes for the littlest scar! Wait, the drama builds....the day after the super glue Quinn steps on a nail!! Whats with the luck! I have been putting out all my good karma and my house is in feng shui and I read the secret! My dad just laughed at me and told me this is just the beginning. Thats what you get for having 2 boys I guess. Hey, not my deciding gene! jk, boys are the best. I can be the only drama queen. But I did not miss the chance to remind my dad that while Dr. Hirsche was digging rocks and glass out of my leg he had to be taken to another room and given oxygen by his own employees! Should have stuck with super glue! So, last time I blogged all about Haydie's tooth and I got screwed so I was just seeing if I kept quiet the lacerations would stop already! No such luck, both boys are getting bumped and bruised everyday and Hayden's legs look like pock marks they have so many bruises! I swear I don't just throw out a ball or 2 and let my animals loose in the backyard! All I do all day is hang out with them and watch them bust themselves and each other. Luckily, the anxiety gods came up with a pill for that!!